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[Feb. 6th, 2007|02:37 pm] |
D****: Quick, come here! [holds door open]
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Huge semi truck makes wide left onto our street, with 15ft high puppy and kitty faces on the side. 2 blonde labs and 2 tabby kittens, posing for some pet store.]
D****: Isn't that amazing! OMG!
Me: Are you making fun of me?
D****: No, that's awesome, right?... Ok, I'm out. [flips off team room] |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2006|09:57 am] |
Good Morning, Deluxe
Hi do you guys carry... Herbal Viagra of any sort?
No, we make skateboards
Ohhh, hahah! Looks like I REALLY got the wrong number!
No actually it's only 40" wide...
So what you just add the extra 4 inches in there just to spite me? Pfft! |
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[Oct. 31st, 2006|03:14 pm] |
Are you like, OMG dude, dressed up as Tommy Guerrerro for halloween? haha
No I'm dressed as burnt toast, can't you tell? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2006|08:37 am] |
Good Morning, Deluxe
Good morning. Can I talk to that... alcoholic... son of a bitch... Mr. *** **** ? |
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| ACTUAL SECURITY PATROL FORM |
[Oct. 17th, 2006|08:18 am] |
our last incident report was regarding new graffiti on the building... but check out just how many things can possibly go wrong between 5pm and 8am!
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[Oct. 12th, 2006|12:15 pm] |
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can you make it say "fuck antihero?" or wait... no dude like, "... and all i got was this fucken [...?]" what? dude, water has a lighter consistency than cum... |
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[Oct. 9th, 2006|12:44 pm] |
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how long can you stand on your hind legs? come on, how long? aww... |
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[Oct. 5th, 2006|03:56 pm] |
so she sucker punched me and this dude that came up it was like her brother so i had them both and like double punched them... no no no this is what happened --wait, *****s listening--so we're in the bar and shes like hey can you watch my purse and im like hey i dont watch purses and shes like UH KJHDKSFH KJHFUEKJFNJNDKJ SH FKJNS DKFN and im like get your *** ass to the bar buy me a drink and ill watch your purse and she starts crying.... then this dude, i thought he was her boyfriend... [said some shit] and i was like dude just fuck off... then a cop drives by and then she comes in and starts slapping me... then i started talking to some cops, all hey whats up because my lawyers are super fucking rad... and another set of cops come up and shes like glaring at me all "that's him..." and... after all that shit they dropped it....
[down the hall] bombom ba BUHM BUHM bombom ba BUHM BUHMMMM bomba ba BAAAHHHHMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Oct. 5th, 2006|03:18 pm] |
*singing* he knows when you are sleeping
he knows when you're awake
he knows when you've been touching his wacom pen... |
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